101 Best Christmas Jokes For Kids

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Christmas jokes are the perfect remedy for a cold day during the holidays. And with 101 hilarious Christmas Jokes For Kids you are sure to laugh. Share these during Christmas dinner or tell them to a friend to make their spirits bright. No matter what, make sure to read them all so you get a great laugh this holiday season.

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Joke #1

Q: Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
A: Because of all the wrapping!

Joke #2

Q: Where does Santa sleep when he travels?
A: In a HO-HO-HO-tel!

Joke #3

Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A: Nothing, it was on the house!

Joke #4

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
A: In a snow bank, of course.

Joke #5

Q: What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?
A: A puddle.


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Joke #6

Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic!

Joke #7

Q: What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?
A: You get a PINEapple!

Joke #8

Q: Why can’t the Christmas tree stand up straight?
A: Because it doesn’t have any legs.

Joke #9

Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted snowflakes!

Joke #10

Q: How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
A: One, after he puts one in it isn’t empty anymore.


JOKE #11 A Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Joke #12

Q: What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
A: It has sandy claws!

Joke #13

Q: How do you know if Santa is in the room?
A: You can sense his presents.

Joke #14

Q: What do you get if you cross a detective with Santa Claus?
A: Santa Clues!

Joke #15

Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: Santa after he fell down the chimney.

Joke #16

Q: How does a snowman lose weight?
A: He waits for summer.


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Joke #17

Q: Where can you find snowmen dancing?
A: At a snowball.

Joke #18

Q: What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
A: Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells

Joke #19

Q: What was Frosty the Snowman and a vampires baby name?
A: Frostebite!

Joke #20

Q: What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A: A Christmas Quacker.

Joke #21

Q: What kind of bug hates Christmas?
A: A humbug.


JOKE #22 A Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ho, Ho, Ho
Ho, Ho, Ho who?
Ho, Ho, Ho, Merry Christmas to you!

Joke #23

Q: What did the reindeer say when he saw an elf?
A: Nothing, reindeer can’t talk.

Joke #24

Q: What do elves learn in elf school?
A: The ELF-abet.

Joke #25

Q: What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
A: Tinselitus!

Joke #26

Q: What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A: A Christmas Quacker.

Joke #27

Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws.


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Joke #28

Q: Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
A: They keep dropping their needles.

Joke #29

Q: What do you call Santa when a kid sees him and he freezes?
A: Santa pause.

Joke #30

Q: How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
A: Fleece Navidad!

Joke #31

Q: Why does Santa have so many gardens?
A: Because he likes to HOE HOE HOE.

Joke #32

Q: How do you scare a snowman?
A: You get a hairdryer!


JOKE #33 A Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Joke #34

Q: What do they call the best Christmas present in the world?
A: A broken drum, you can’t beat it!

Joke #35

Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: Do you smell a carrot?

Joke #36

Q: Why is Santa so good at karate?
A: Because he has a black belt!

Joke #37

Q: What are Santa’s dog called?
A: Santa Paws!

Joke #38

Q: How do sheep greet each other at Christmas time?
A: A merry Christmas to ewe!


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Joke #39

Q: What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
A: Christmas Corals!

Joke #40

Q: Why does Rudolph have a red nose?
A: Because he sneezes a lot.

Joke #41

Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North POLE-ish.

Joke #42

Q: What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A: A cookie sheet!

Joke #43

Q: What would you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crispy Claus!


JOKE #44 A Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Donut
Donut who?
Donut open till Christmas!

Joke #45

Q: What do cows say at Christmas?
A: MOO-ey Christmas!

Joke #46

Q: What’s Santa’s favorite candy?
A: Jolly Ranchers

Joke #47

Q: Why did the candy cane cross the road?
A: To avoid getting licked.

Joke #48

Q: What’s white and goes up?
A: A lost snowflake.

Joke #49

Q: Did you hear about the cracker’s Christmas joke?
A: He cracked them up!


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Joke #50

Q: What did the reindeer say before telling a joke?
A: This one will sleigh you!

Joke #51

Q: What did Mrs. Snowman do when her husband forgot their anniversary?
A: She gave him the cold shoulder!

Joke #52

Q: What do you call an Eskimo cow?
A: An Eskimoo!

Joke #53

Q: Which reindeer is known for their bad manners?
A: RUDE-olph!

Joke #54

Q: What’s a parents favorite Christmas carol?
A: Silent Night.


JOKE #55 A Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska Santa for a new bike!

Joke #56

Q: What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
A: “Are you still hanging around?”

Joke #57

Q: What is the cleanest reindeer called?
A: Comet!

Joke #58

Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up to a wet bed.

Joke #59

Q: What do snowmen like to do on vacation?
A: Chill out.

Joke #60

Q: What kind of music does elves like best?
A: Wrap music!


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Joke #61

Q: How can you tell if Santa has been hiding in your fridge?
A: The eggnog is missing.

Joke #62

Q: What goes Oh, Oh, Oh?
A: Santa flying backwards.

Joke #63

Q: What does everyone start Christmas Day with?
A: The letter “C”.

Joke #64

Q: What red, white and spotty?
A: Santa with chicken pox.

Joke #65

Q: What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas carol?
A: Jungle Bells.


JOKE #66 A Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Holly
Holly who?
Holly-days are here again!

Joke #67

Q: Why don’t penguins fly?
A: They don’t have a pilot’s license.

Joke #68

Q: What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?
A: Mistle-toad!

Joke #69

Q: What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Joke #70

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he wasn’t chicken.

Joke #71

Q: What would you get if Santa went down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: Crisp Kringle!


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Joke #72

Q: How long do a reindeers legs have to be to fly?
A: It doesn’t matter, they’re in the air.

Joke #73

Q: Which reindeer dances the most?
A: Dancer!

Joke #74

Q: Do elves go to school?
A: No, they are ELF-taught!

Joke #75

Q: Why didn’t the boy elf ask the girl elf to the dance?
A: Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

Joke #76

Q: What did the sea Say to Santa?
A: Nothing, it just waved.


JOKE #77 A Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
There’s Snow business like, Snow business!

Joke #78

Q: What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
A: Santa stuck in a revolving door.

Joke #79

Q: What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?
A: The letter “D”.

Joke #80

Q: How do you make a slow reindeer fast?
A: But it a rocket.

Joke #81

Q: Who is the king of Santa’s rock and roll helpers?
A: ELFis!

Joke #82

Q: Why did Jimmy’s grades drop after the holidays?
A: Because everything was marked down.


JOKE #83 One-Liners

Did you know that Santa’s not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.

Joke #84

Q: What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh?
A: Santa stuck in a revolving door.

Joke #85

Q: What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?
A: Nice gnawing you!

Joke #86

Q: What do crackers, fruitcake and nuts remind me of?
A: You!

Joke #87

Q: What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
A: Comet!

Joke #88

Q: When is a boat just like snow?
A: When its adrift!


JOKE #89 A Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
It’s Snow use. I forgot my name!

Joke #90

Q: What did Santa ask Rudolph about the weather?
A: Is it going to rain dear?

Joke #91

Q: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses!

Joke #92

Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon Hood

Joke #93

Q: What kind of money do elves use?
A: Jingle bills!

Joke #94

Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A: It’s Christmas, Eve!


JOKE #95 One-Liners

Santa got me a fridge for Christmas, when I opened it up my face lit up.

Joke #96

Q: If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an elf get?
A: Mistle Toe

Joke #97

Q: What’s the name of the one horse in “Jingle Bells”?
A: Bob! “Bells on Bob’s tail ring!”

Joke #98

Q: What do snowmen wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps!

Joke #99

Q: Why is everyone so thirsty at the north pole?
A: No well! No well!

Joke #100

Q: What did the ghost say to Santa?
A: We’ll have a boo Christmas without you.


JOKE #101 One-Liners

Two snowmen are looking at a carrot cake. The first snowman asks the second one, “Do you smell boogers?”

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